RT @gamb91: ya got a great way of tellin stories @JenFriel.. And I'm sure Buster is glad to have you..
I have met my future husband and I plan to have all of his babies. First step in said plan is asking his name. #youcandoit #dating #losangeles #neighborhoodwatch
I went to the store stoned and came home with a panda hamper. Pretty certain this belongs in a kids room & not a living room. #amazing #causeigothigh #losangeles
We filmed three videos under budget, on time, and with a great crew. Thanks @smasherbrown & the team at Pollution Studios for such a productive day. Cc: @dropinauto #takesavillage #startup #startuplife #losangeles
Met a new friend tonight that isn't a Godzilla style mosquito, but rather a crane fly. Per wiki: Crane flies are flies in the family Tipulidae. They are insects. Crane flies look similar to large mosquitoes but, unlike mosquitoes, crane flies do not bite people or animals. Crane flies occasionally eat nectar.
There are about 15,000 different species and 525 genera of crane flies. This means that the Tipulidae (crane flies) are the largest group of flies. Most crane fly species (75%) were found by Charles P. Alexander.
The adult only lives to mate and lay eggs: 10 to 15 days is all. In some species the adult does not eat at all. #nationalgeographic #working #kitchen #losangeles
1. I used my LinkedIn profile photo for my weed card. 2. Orgy post is live. I came. I saw. I conquered. #linkinbio #datig #orgy #adventures #weed #weedporn
Friend: "are you really wearing a turtleneck to an orgy?" Me: yes, because if it's another failed one I plan on having a normal night out. Friend: "that's not normal." Me: Weirdness isnt binary, it's on a spectrum (especially in Los Angeles). ::fingers crossed the next post is titled "I came. I saw. I conquered.":: 😎😎😎 #saturday #night #hollywood #letsgetweird
Going live on Facebook in 30 minutes with the @ford focus rs with @carcastshow cohost @motorator! Come say hi! Link in bio #ford #fordfocus #fordfocusrs #motorhead #auto #autodealer #automarketing
"Date" on Friday night: "I don't even know who your friend is that sent you these, but please tell him thank you." 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 #dating #losangeles #gummies #haribo